For those interested in knowing why this is happening I present to you the following information and you can take from it what you will.

They’re all actually Strom Thurmond. He never died. Just kept sloughing off bits of himself to create new senators.

The plows have been running continuously, but the snow is coming down too fast even then.

This storm should meet my good friend, Florida.

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

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Frank just got so pissed ‘cause now he has to tag along with this shit-show of a campaign until its merciful death.

I didn’t know that an important part of the presidency was enjoying spending time with one’s spouse. Maybe someone should have told that to FDR.

Fox will say it was Iran.

We all know this is Obama’s fault.

just cover yourself with olive oil

Christ, just suck on a stick of butter like a normal person.

Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler did it quite well.

No, the problem is a comedian shouldn’t be using jokes that was on everyone’s Facebook eight months ago.

Word problem:

Idea for App: Cher translator.

All of you realize that none of this shit really goes down in Florida. We just have a really good PR person who drops these bombshells to protect our beachfront life styles from invading hordes of wannabes.

Dear terrible parents, If you have babies and don’t want them, please contact me. I have space for three and every intention of changing diapers, feeding regularly, and generally giving a crap.

When he fools around.