If you are implying that Fox News should get sued until their pockets are completely empty, you are preaching to the choir.

Think about it, though - even if it was wise to send children to disarm a shooter, how incredibly dangerous is it for Fox to make their viewers think that watching a TV segment is enough training for a child to do that?

Oh that’s been the case for awhile. I mean, look at the level of inaction after Sandy Hook. If that didn’t teach you gun “rights” are more important than all the children in this country, I don’t know what will.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve stormed into stores screaming “BIG MISTAKE! HUGE!!!” while holding a shopping bag from the Dollar Tree.

Yes. They also forget how to separate movies and real life.

have they been watching too many movies??

So I guess gun rights trump safe and happy childhoods too?

WHAT THE FUCK USofA? SERIOUSLY?

At the mere thought of a person with a gun trained on my child, my brain shuts down. Even once I’ve quelled that blind panic, I’m still not sure that this kind of training is a good idea, just probabilistically speaking. What are the chances that my kid is the one physical genius that can disarm an active shooter?

Given that Hillary is a right-winger masquerading as a Democrat, it makes complete sense that people would support both her and a Republican candidate.

i want to get so rich that i don’t care about writing $1000 to ideologically opposed candidates smdh

Ha I remeber those dudes. Try this next time:

Oh my god I came to this post and both videos started autoplaying at the same time

I love Jon and all he does.

Farts are, by comparison, pleasant and reasonable things to repeatedly unleash on national television.

“Go to break, then, Joe,” Trump responded. “All I’m doing is giving you the facts and you don’t wanna hear the facts.”

Farticus, I think I love you.

Honestly, if I had a dick, I’d be enormously childish with it too.

I LOVE when the dick is used to it’s full potential. Like nothing makes me laugh harder then when I am barely awake about to get in the shower in the morning and Mr. Body straight up does a helicopter penis. It’s so ridiculous! Look at it go round and round and round....

I assume you’re in a situation where you’re so excited to have sex with John Stamos that you just pull his pants down and have sex as soon as humanly possible? And then afterwards he’s looking out at the window, just thinking about the joy of being alive and looks back at you meaningfully, as if it so say “thank you…