‘Ah, ha! Condom police. I’m gonna make up a completely made up threat and try to scare a bunch of folks into thinking someone’s going to steal their birth control,’

Ted Cruz reminding you that the GOP is stuck in the past with “vending machine” talk. Jeepers Cruz.

I don’t think it’s the kids who are ruining the experience.

1) The most likely terrorist attack at a sporting event is a bomb. Since people are patted down and pass through metal detectors, someone sneaking in a gun is unlikely. Someone sneaking in a bomb is more likely (although unlikely in itself). Yet, more people with firearms is not going to be effective against a bomb,…

You sound like my State Trooper cousin. We were taking about a local Sherriff who REQUIERED all of his deputies to carry off duty. Her reaction? What happens if I am in a car wreck? Then my gun is there for anyone. Or what if my jacket rides up and I freak out a jumpy security guard? Or any of the multiple emergency…

If you want that, petition them to have more on-duty, uniformed cops at events. If I saw a guy next to me pull a gun during an incident I don’t think my first thought would be, “Oh good! An off duty cop!” It’d probably be, “Just my luck to sit in this asshole’s section.”

Assist with what? If a bomb goes off, your service revolver ain’t doing shit to stop it.

Also, who doesn’t love the idea of liquored up NFL fans (because that’s what off duty cops are, just fans, nothing more) packing heat inside stadiums? That’s the real idiocy here - they believe that, because they are cops, they are somehow more trustworthy with a firearm and booze than anyone else.

We knew that already from how they defend their brethren who shoot people in handcuffs, citing fearing for their lives or whatever bullshit.

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As a husband and father of two, reading this insane bullshit, no matter what side of the argument you are on, is why I’ll never take my family to an NFL game ever the fuck again.

Cop here. So let me get this straight...the five shot snub nose revolver I will conceal in my pocket (that isn’t terribly accurate outside of 7 yards) is the one piece of equipment that will stop the terrorists (packing bombs and automatic weapons?

How bout they focus on giving a hug and having a heart to heart with their trigger happy brothers instead of worrying about taking their gun into a crowded stadium before chugging some beers and doing a whippit in the linc parking lot.

Lol. Yeah sounds like a great idea. 1000+ people have been killed by police this year. Americans killed by ISIS in the US is 0.

That is some of the most delusional logic I’ve ever seen, and outright proof that the FOP is completely out of touch with reality.

No, no, no...

.... do you lose an erection in like a fraction of a second? I don’t exactly think it takes five minutes to take a piece of paper, wrap it around your willy, and then read the number on it. Maybe 15 seconds at most?

Never underestimate what men are willing to wrap around their penis.

Honestly, I feel like “Mrs.” should be dropped out of language altogether. Ms. & Mr., both of which do not denote martial status. Also Mx. for non gender conforming, if you like.

I was too busy just eating everything out of the leftover containers to even take the time to make a sandwich.