I love this woman. And I love every attempt that soooo many journalists make to paint her like a lunatic—- Which I have no idea why they do that??? Is it because she’s crazy fucking passionate about human rights? If I was in her position I’d be so burntout and just be like FUCK YOU and walk away.

I actually got to visit the USSR back when it was still mostly a going concern. (1987) and I remember the serious lack of fresh fruits. When we got out of there and had an overnight in Finland, everybody in the group bought bags of oranges to eat because we were all starving for the vitamin C.

Every time I watched this show with my girlfriend at the beginning of the show I would pronounce "Oh, this is the one where Ross acts like a total tool".

I wanted pie for breakfast but somehow my sister managed to finish an entire pecan pie. By herself. Between the hours of 8 pm- 10 am. After Thanksgiving eating from 5-7:30.

I celebrated Multiple Kinds of Pie For Breakfast Day.

OH MY GOD thank you! I was going to comment about my hatred for ross but decided not too thank GOD you described it perfectly for me.

I’m really starting to feel left out. Next year I’m doing two Thanksgivings just so I can post my sandwich on here.

I fucking hate Ross and there are few episodes that make me want to kick him in the taint more than that goddamn sandwich episode.

Sandwich, bah. I have already celebrated the most important day of the year: Pie For Breakfast Day.

Pinkham, I’m glad to see you’re not slacking off on the job here, working right up until the last day ;p

The second biggest food argument in my household is over the (obvious) grossness of beets and my wife’s (incorrect) love of them.

A word of advice? RUN. Run like the wind.

I’ll just leave this here

Oh god stories like that are just soooo sad. I understand wanting to think and believe the best of people and I understand the blindness you can have in relationships and how sometimes there are things that you can’t see because you’re too close to the situation but are things that are extremely clear to outsiders.

Blech, KETCHUP. I deliberately try to limit my kids' use of ketchup in the hopes they won't be the kind of monsters who can only ingest ketchup-flavored food. As a kid I had a friend who would eat ketchup sandwiches that consisted of ketchup on Wonder Bread, and nearly 30 years later, I can't remember that without…

People who use salt before tasting food are the WORST. Ok, second worst. Some people defile your meal with ketchup or hot sauce before tasting it.

use stuffing as bottom crust. It's amazing.

I made a distressing amount of food. Every year I forget that my family are Eaters of Seconds, Tryers of Sides....and my husband's family eats like they're in the hospital or living during the Depression. At some point during the meal, I realized their plates contained only light colored food: turkey, mashed potatoes,…

This. This is what you do. Plop some of that leftover cranberry sauce on each slice right before you serve it. Mmmmmmm.

Imma let you finish, but turkey pot pie is the best way to use thanksgiving leftovers of all time.