California. Period.

That was something that made me stoked to have a Dart. I actually thought there would have been more aftermarket support for the car.

Volkswagen's commitment to plaid is pretty rad

“I KnoW wHaT i’Ve gOt”for

I'm in Utah and I'm pretty sure that's going to happen here around the end of the month.

1.On the plus-side, now the outside of your car have that weird stripper-perfume-scent.

I’ve got a friend that’s allergic to poultry. If he eats anything that ‘s even been cooked in chicken broth or duck fat, he gets violently ill. Oddly enough, he can eat eggs.

I believe it was Strong VW in Salt Lake City. It seems every dealer around here is offering no payments for six months.

Scoobies, especially hot-rod Scoobies, in the Mountain West are ridiculously over-priced. Go with a Civic Si sedan, it will handle a car-seat/stroller combo system with ease; unfortunately, a jogging stroller will not fit in the trunk. I have experience with both of these.

A local VW dealer here in Utah was running a radio ad that was proclaiming something to the tune of “NO PAYMENT FOR SIX MONTHS! ZERO INTEREST FOR SIX YEARS! WE MAKE YOUR RENT OR MORTGAGE PAYMENT FOR TWO MONTHS!”

I would show this to my mother-in-law, but she's a nice white woman from Minnesota (ya), and I don't think she could handle me telling her to "Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit" at any time in the game. 

Any local German/European car shop can verify if your Tig’s timing chain tensioner has been replaced.

$10-12k and we'd be talking. $25k is ridiculous. Hell, no one in their right mind would spend that much for 7-Up edition.

Dad’s funny car was pretty badass.

SF Giants fans are about as insufferable as Red Sox and Cubs fans. 

Oh, I don’t know... Fox body Mustang... 280zx...

Be still my heart...

My late dad’s funny cars are legendary to me; if I could get one pass on the quarter-miler, it would mean everything to me.

Fuck St. Louis

I’m 6 foot 2, and 213 pounds, I fit in my GTI ok.