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“I KNOW WHAT I’VE GOT,” seems to be a common refrain for a lot of these cars, or any type of “collectable” thing. Whether it’s Beanie Babies, Magic cards, comic books, or cars, there’s always some dork that sees what an ultra-rare thing is going for on the collector market, so they figure their thing must be worth the…

I dunno, that part in Episode 1 where Alucard and Trevor are fucking with each other and Trevor says “Fuck you” to Alucard was pretty good. But, that’s just a little bit of Warren Ellis being Warren Ellis.

Another Ellis being Ellis bit is Godbrand talking about being a viking.

The Bug with stupid wheels is ruling.

“It’s rare AF!”

I wish someone cheered for me the way Mary Hart cheers for the Dodgers. She’s the baseball Jack Nicolson.

Don’t forget, Castlevania’s written by one man, UK comics-writer, Warren Ellis.

While I wish he’d smoothed-out the fender-flares, I will freely admit that this thing rules all. I mean, it’s got SUPERTRAPPS for fuckssakes! The only way it could be cooler is if he’d somehow used the Supertrapps in conjunction with side-pipes.

God, I love that movie.

This has happened to me. And I have learned an invaluable lesson from it.

I am ready, willing, and able to be of service in Utah, Colorado, and Wyoming. My hands will no doubt fall off, because of all the fools I will be slapping the ever-loving shit out of, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make to make the world a better place.

who cares?

I believe side-pipes on C3 ‘Vettes were installed at the factory.

IT’S GOT A FUCKING V8 AND A STICKSHIFT, THAT’S WHY THIS IS COOL.

NP, because side-pipes are always AWESOME!

UConnect is pretty awesome. It’s the most user-friendly factory stereo system I’ve ever encountered.

Waino can get fucked.

Give this man Comment of the Day!

you forgot about Concours D’Lemons in Seaside, the carshow that’s dedicated to classic pieces of junk. AMC Pacers, Ford Pintos, Mercury Bobcats, and other weird things abound.

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