Am I the only person who looks at the new Civic hatchbacks and sees that GAWDAWFUL Chevy Malibu/Mighty Max hatchback from the early part of this century?

How does it stack up against a WRX/STI?

An Alfa Romeo Spider and an Alfa Romeo GTV6. The Spider was in 1982 in Tulsa, OK when I was six, and the GTV6 was in the parking lot of an Albertsons in Chula Vista this past Thanksgiving weekend.

Anybody else think this looks like a scene from a weird porn? Can I get a BRAZZERS logo in the bottom right?

I love the factory rims on this thing.

I had a co-worker at my old job in Utah, she had one of these. She bought it brand new with the manual transmission.

I’ve worked over 20 years in tv news, I’ve worked with some reporters that sucked, and I’ve worked with more that could wipe the floor with you and this drivel.

That thing’s ass looks awful.

I think the ad where they said “just 4,000 Toyota 86s will be made this year” was stupid. It’s like they’re saying the don’t give a fuck how many people want one, and they won’t build more even if there’s demand.

The Japanese feeling about the reliability of American cars makes me think of how we Americans think German cars aren’t reliable.

Thank you.

Am I the only person that’s happy I don’t have to hear about Aaron Rodgers’s strained relationship with his family for TWO MORE WEEKS?

Something with front-wheel drive with a V6 or turbo-four so it will represent something that’s actually sold by Chevy, not this “Oh, it’s a Malibu or an Impala, but it’s got a V8 and rear-wheel drive” bullshit that’s done now.

I can’t march, because I’m at work, but I want to offer my love and respect to all who are out there today.

Y’know, if you can’t stand your family, you don’t have to be around them. Dude might have missed his grandfather’s funeral because he didn’t want or need there to be any more trouble.

It all comes down to “did you have sex in a car?”

If I’m going to be honest, it depends on how much it costs.

God help me, I kind of like it.

Goddamnit Jalopnik, why do you keep making me think things like “a used Porsche SUV might not be a bad idea” or “hey, maybe I should try and figure out how to trade my reliable Accord in for a used Audi convertible”?

Oh god, why am I now wanting a 1-series?