Every Chinese Dota player has to retire at least 3 times. It’s like pro wrestling.

In the span of about two seconds, Sumail (as the small blue creature you see in the top-left corner) drops his ultimate on five players, locking them down with a tether, then silences all the players so they can’t cast spells, shoots his orb through them, attacks, teleports to his orb and zaps them with his Dagon…

You know who’s a better athlete?

I saw this neat play, liked it, and wanted to show it to more people. Don’t be a wang.

“Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult”

Thanks. Though unless I did a follow up I don’t remember (and I may very well have), that wasn’t me, actually! The TNA piece everyone remembers was by Sharon Glencross, who I think has faded away from writing in the last couple years.

Thanks!

I’m sure there’s some asshole out there who somehow thinks not doing package piledrivers anymore is holding KO back or makes him suck now or some similar fartsniffing opinion.

Q: “Why don’t you do suicide dives anymore?”

A: “Because I want to live.”

- Kevin Owens

Agreed, I love this, but I dunno even the artstyle seems more like a modern indie than a PS1 game.

The thing is...Minoru Suzuki has done the same gimmick in a much safer way (Suzuki has his own post-concussion issues that he works around) for years now. And I get not wanting to rip off Suzuki, but...sheesh.

I think poor Vince McMahon suffered a brain hemorrhage of sorts recently as well.

One of the worst things about this for me is how invalidating it is for people who have been diagnosed with autism. It was still called Aspergers when I got my diagnosis at 25, but it makes you very self-conscious and the jerks who use the word as an insult take advantage of that. Every time I show any level of…

Great article. I can’t tell if I see this used as an insult more now that I am a father of an autistic child, or if it’s just come into fashion as of late.

Eli’s just upset these messages were intercepted, but really he shouldn’t be surprised.

Nintendo must love losing money to scalpers.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

Wait...Jonathan Coachman is a really talented entertainer that can do it all?

This is pretty accurate. I guess you could consider professional youtubers being closer to freelancers that Youtube is just paying by commission.