Every day, at 12:00 p.m.:

“It’s hiiiiigh noon.”

Terrible impersonator.

Ohhhhhh boy.

Roadhog is top tier, and you know it.

Steph is definitely injured, right? I am not saying that the Thunder aren’t absolutely balling right now, but Steph looks like a shell of himself.

Lucio is MY BOY!

Unique =/= the best

Sorry for liking Ichiro a lot. I don’t think I said he was the “greatest ever” just that he was my favorite and a joy to watch.

Ichiro Suzuki is my favorite baseball player ever. There has never been anyone like him, and there certainly won’t be another.

I hope he plays until he is 50.

It is mind boggling how popular the NFL is when they are basically evil incarnate. Only FIFA and the IOC are worse, and that is because they are global.

I like it because it is good. I don’t consider myself a huge fan of most of Blizzard’s output (except for Diablo II and Warcraft III), but had a ton of fun with Overwatch.

An incredibly smart decision from Kojima. He doesn’t always need to recreate the wheel.

This is peak Deadspin. Cardinals fans are trash, and this is the perfect troll for them.

Let it continue through this season and into the future.

“I believe U4 is one of the greatest games ever created and it is my personal favorite for sure,” reads the petition, “although i can justify some reviewers giving it a 9 or an 8. But this is a utter disgrace.”

That Johnny Knox injury is one of the more terrifying ones in recent memory.

It is really hard to get spawn trapped in Overwatch, unless you or your team is utterly incompetent. There are different ways to leave the spawn area, and they can’t all be covered at the same time. I suppose if you were playing a highly organized team it would be possible, but in pubs I have never had that problem.

I wish they had the stones, but they probably won’t. We might have one character “die”, but be brought back by the end of the film.

One character was revived and the other was a “fuck you” to Fox. So one superhero death over the course of a pile of Marvel movies.

Almost every character outside of Hawkeye that wasn’t Cap or Iron Man is right in the middle of trying to be further established. Killing any of them off is incredibly unlikely. As far as Cap dying, nah. That was generally poorly received in the 616 universe, and we all know Chris Evans is signed for more films.

Again: If you think these films have any risk of having their beloved heroes die, you need to alter your expectations.