I mean, if housecats can resurrect women thrown off buildings, I guess a lion can do magic too?

In future discussions about box office, can we just please skip the very boring requirement that a specific set of people who are almost certainly all single guys show up to state how they prefer watching movies at home?

The success of Spider-Man, Transformers, Guardians of The Galaxy and a few other films shows that’s not the reason. People will turn out for films they genuinely want to see. They just didn’t want to see this. It’s got very little to do with streaming.

with this backup battery that can keep your fridge running

LMAO it was a typo but this is so much funnier xD

No, no, no, screaming yourself hoarse at LGBT+ folks is a gesture of love. How else are they going to learn they’re sinful degenerates whose very existence is an offense to God?

Younger people don’t watch TV. That’s what old people do. Young people watch TikTok. That’s not an old man yelling at a cloud, it’s just a fact.

Aside from general sexism, there's this thing at play where these people fetishise women who play video games, so they have to object to these stats because if they are true that means its their fault they haven't met a woman who plays video games 

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Exactly. It’s like the girl who showed up to D&D club in the 90s. No one yelled “this is a man’s space”. We all bent over backwards, probably embarrassingly so, for her to play.

Given how central that tenet is to his teachings, it’s almost kind of amazing how thoroughly most modern evangelicals have renounced it, in actions if not in words (though I’ve seen plenty renounce it in words as well).

They’ll probably kill this show too. It'll be back a couple days later.

That trailer was hilarious! Well-made, is it?

I saw RotB at a press screening with a large group of local TF fans from a local TF convention. The crowd was into the movie, obvs, but when Noah flipped that card and we saw the logo the crowd ERUPTED. It was awesome. That was the loudest they’d been during the movie.

One new brick was shat in the train cab.

Fun Fact: That train was carrying Kool-Aid. Oh, yeah!

Get really weird with it. Michael Keaton? Flash. Brandon Routh? Flash. Reb Brown? Flash. Margot Robbie? Flash.

Its only on YouTube for a limited time, you get to keep the DVD forever.
Considering the recent propensity for streaming services to do stupid shit with their content libraries, you did the smart thing.

Actually, I disagree. I think the movie should have stripped the other cameos and had nothing *but* different versions of the Flash in their place. The film spends more time than it should on how awesome it thinks Batman and Superman are and not enough time on why we should actually like Barry. With the multiple…

They don’t want the audience going “Oh, there’s the Flash! Who is this unrecognizable character Ezra Miller is playing?”