It’s more cost-efficient to use real horses and repurpose any dead ones to make enormous batches of horse meat stew for the production crew.

I’m surprised they’re using actual horses instead of just taping a bunch of cats together.

$20 says Madisynn is now a Kang Variant

Maybe Terrence Howard can step in to the role?

God. Fucking. Fuckedy. Dammit. Fucking God fuck fuck fucking shit. Fuck.

If it’s fine to eat on toast I’m sure it’s fine to burn.

Right? “You claim you are not an American citizen? May I see your visa or authorization papers? Oh, you don’t have them? Cool, let me escalate this to ICE, that’ll go well for you.”

Promissory notes? Seals? Ribbons? Payment attempts like these sound like the US Government negotiating land purchases from the Iroquois.

You know, I actually have to give you credit for turning this one into a slideshow. Well played.

These two dopes know that it’s the first line he speaks to her in the prequel to the movie she was nominated for, right? He wasn’t talking to them, he was talking to her, she got it.  Stop trying to make sh** that isn’t about you, about you.

Oh, FFS it was an obvious call-back to the classic line in the movie. Period.

Return of the King is easily the weakest of the trilogy as well, but I always interpreted that win as the acknowledgement of the collective achievement and cultural impact of all three films.

I really don’t think it’s fair to include Cameron and Scorsese’s early work for Roger fucking Corman.

there is no way Justin Bieber is worth this much mess and drama.

Resolve has a free version that works perfect for quite a lot of use cases

Why does every cocaine bear movie have the same third act?

I’ll watch Cocaine Bear when it hits Disney+.

Where’s Cunk? 

I have two local stores and many times they had one person for hours at a time. I got to know one of the managers and he was extremely exhausted over it. Pretty sure he quit as know I never see him anymore.

“Internet Explorer was once the way to browse the web”