Alexa, please ask Sam about his feelings regarding reptiles on an aircraft...

When you’re used to making do with less, it can be hard to figure out the best way to balance with more. A desk sounds like a good purchase- after all, you probably use it every day. 

There was already an offer on the table from Sunsweet. She would play a plum that became increasingly obsessed with weight loss until she became a prune. She turned it down because she thought the idea was the pits.

I like a lot of the engineering ideas this truck has - namely the air suspension to lower it for the 99% of road driving this will see as well as making it easier to load and a stressed skin structural design.

I couldn’t come up with a better comment than this one.

We’re working hard to keep Lifehacker the very lifehackery place you like to hang out! 

Or you could just leave Facebook entirely and not worry about toxic people, privacy issues and Mark Zuckerberg’s lies.

Just click the X in the top right of the screen.

That's all right with me

44. Foreigner
45. Aerosmith
46. Boston

Clearly you need more songs from the wood.

Emerson Lake and Palmer. I mean if you’re putting King Crimson on the list, so.

As Douglas Adams would remind us, having a towel on your person at all times is generally a good thing.

The best time steals for me have been in the morning. I am typically a night owl, but realistically after 9pm I am just messing around on my phone, ipad, or watching garbage late TV. So going to bed an hour earlier isnt killing me.

I have starred you for your ability to admit when you're wrong.

Out of an abundance of caution, though, I’m going to guess that Hezbollah is the president now.

I’m going to have to binge this show.  It sounds like something that fits in this fucked up timeline we are in.

I loved how the episode began with Angela’s killing and then ended with Elliot’s murder. In the latter case with Sam Esmail literally killing his creation and saying “Goodbye, friend”. Even thought that last one was a fake out and they brought him back. That Phillip Price brought him back.

Carter was our country’s first evangelical President. The evangelicals abandoned him for apostate adulterer divorcé Reagan.

“He has lust in his heart! That’s worse than paying porn stars for sex, if money is involved it’s just a transaction!”