My first car was a Civic... but ok.

You mad.

You came to Jalopnik expecting to NOT see annoying gifs?
n00b.

on a sidenote, this was my favorite Batmobile design.
Anyone else have the toy?

I take it a nice car was destroyed in this attack, or else it wouldn't be on Jalopnik, right? Right.

Yep, I still have my security pass =P

Sucks about the massive layoff. Glad I got out when I did.

Christ, how tall is that dude?

Which building did you work in?
I worked in the emissions lab for a year.

It was a vacuum pump. His body was filled with some sorta sand, and you could suck all of the air out. This was the only Stretch Armstrong toy I ever had.

I had Vac Man
Anybody else?

Correct me if I'm wrong but the Nikon J1 is mirror-less, hence it's not a SLR.

Technically, it's a lightbulb.

You can mod the client side of an MMO, such as the GUI, yes.

my thoughts exactly.

So many jokes, so little effort to actually come up with any.

Did you ever consider the fact that this particular individual was not you? You have no clue what this guy was dealing with in his personal life.

It's not the speed that kills you, its the sudden stop. =)

It's 7 bits of Top Gear that I hadn't seen before. I'm happy with it. I look forward to the next 5-7 episodes!

Coolness sells cars. Audi wants to sell cars. It can be argued that Audi makes cool cars.

Where is your confusion?

If only their owners were so cool.