Why must we sort through your stupid comments? You're the one who clicked the link to watch the video, clearly labelled as RC

I miss my 2004 Civic Si...mainly because of the seats, the tiny steering wheel, and the "rally style" shifter.

Him "smoking purple hash" doesn't explain a lot, actually.

Did you ever think that maybe this guy issues other than being stoned?

I really wish people would learn the difference between a Taser and a Stun gun.

That's awesome.
My grandpa lives in Florida, and it turns out he lived nearby his former navigator. Unfortunately, Grandpa didn't find out about this until the navigator passed away, and his son went out searching for former crew members. Makes me sad, I bet they had a ton of cool stories to share.
There really aren't a…

So, I assume those huge reverse lights?

What's your grandpa's name?

My grandpa was a B-17 pilot during the war, and he's still alive (98 years old)

Smith and Wesson Tactical Pen

A BMW driver thinks that people hate him because they are envious.
Sounds about right.

Better option..

This author would fit right in with Fox News. Nice headline.

"Terrorists can now take over our cars!...more on this after a word from our sponsors over at SellUsYourGold.com"

You don't?

Even though they have parachutes on their backs, this video makes me cringe.

reminds me of a badass Prowler that I see here in LA all the time

Hell yeah! I bought Zone of the Enders just for this demo.

I stole it from Carlos Mencia, if you must know

Not as cool as your response.

Let me put it this way, Tosh has been accused of stealing jokes on multiple occasions.

That better?

Bill Hicks talked about this in the 90s

Rumor is that Tosh steals many jokes.

Would you like a 6 year old cookie?

Exactly what I was wondering.