That’s your takeaway from the game? Collecting rocks?
Why am I not surprised - coming from the same person who was upset that they didn’t have guns within 6 hours of playing the game.

It’s funny because if any other site did this same article but female drivers I feel like Elizabeth would be the first to write an outraged article about how misogynistic it is.   

Exactly, clearly they don't watch it a lot, just enough to write this gem of an article. 

Jalopnik is the Mad Money of car blogs?

Oh, don’t let me know we have that kind of power. Tomorrow I’ll write Steve Definitely Didn’t Win This Week’s Powerball and start making poor financial decisions in preparation 

You heard it here first. Alloy block is just as strong as the iron one.

Bruh is racist now? I cant keep up with this shit lol

This just in - Internet over-reacts about something harmless

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It isn’t on the list because it was designed by Luigi Colani, who has never made a bad-looking vehicle. 

This title sucks.
Seeing how you don’t even capitalize the letters in your own name, you may be fighting an uphill battle 

I wonder which took more time.
1) Elon Musk planning out his video game character build
2) Blogger looking for flaws in Elon’s character build

I was the one guy who bought a zune, i feel your pain!

In case you haven’t seen it this week...

I mean, if you pause the video at one particular frame in the 3:30 second mark and bring up the levels...

Oh, they confound me. Why don’t they just go watch kickboxing!? It’s an entire sport of its own! [multiple sports, arguably] Why do they watch MMA and then spend their whole time complaining that it’s not a kickboxing match!?!?

Lewis PASSED ALL THOSE CARS BETWEEN HE AND MAX UNDER GREEN FLAG CONDITIONS...Max was gifted the right to go past them under yellow.  That alone was a ridiculous advantage - Lapped cars should NEVER EVER be allowed to go around if they are behind non lapped cars.  

You could avoid a lot of ‘boring’ endings in sports if you changed the rules as you go.

So yall can film your own ads? MORE ADS PLEASE!
I see some free space over here
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Holy cow, you really ripped that strawman a new one.

I think GI Joe over here is thinking “gun magazines” as in, the ones that hold bullets.