if aquaman had the means of bruce wayne...

is this evolution?

jerry: kramer! quit using me wi-fi!!!

it looks cool at night, but during the day i immediately thought of this

that's true. you can't account for the unknowns in life. that's why i whenever i wear my expensive designer jeans, i also wear a pair of cheap sweatpants over them. girls are like ew, you don't know how to dress, i'm not leaving the club with you. but then i quickly show them the awesome designer jeans im wearing…

2+ hour plane ride twice a week for work.

why would u print this 12 times on each egg when u can print it once on the carton? how is gizmodo for this, but against the individually wrapped bananas? lolz

forget those pills. i have a lead-lined refrigerator. i'm ready for anything.

in an alternate universe, there's a gizmodo japan article from a month ago titled "can't get the 3DS? blame it on americans"

the whole point was that if he had called in sick, his friend would have had to go and die.

this must be C-3PO's great great great grandfather.

not sure, but it may have something to do with the radiation levels spewing around the reactor, and that plane doesn't protect the pilots well enough. the article mentioned that the chinooks were lead lined.

i just want a plain simple case that has a kickstand in the back like the evo.

dead ringer. plz BUY it

at first i thought the song and video were meh, but then from 3:16 onward they do this awesome ending credits thing and it really makes me want to get an iPad. so i guess it was a pretty good commercial.

majik*

or they could have said "a download every 0.03 seconds". i think that sounds cooler. like... read the following sentence:

this is awesome because sometimes i do really creepy things like sit in the park with my cameraphone and record videos of hot girls that walk by and zoom in on their butts... but sometimes they notice so i have to pan away and pretend i was recording some tree or a bird or something else but now with this my nokia…