Justin Tucker after his single missed extra point so far

Right?! He was so twee and self-consciously folksy but at least he allowed himself to be a befuddled once in awhile and not just a rancid take machine. The Breer breed of sports writers is a bizarre lot. They have to be prescient stat-nerds. They are allergic to expressing ambiguity so aim for The One Take To Rule…

Bullshit. I wake up early to run all the time (we’re talking 4 or 5 am, and 9 or 10 miles, 6 days a week), and I NEVER mention that I do it all the time (basically no matter what the weather is - freezing cold or steaming up hot - because I’m that dedicated to waking up early, like 3 am and going on 15 mile runs every…

That’s....that’s not a pine cone.

The secret is the pine-cone seasoning... just float it in there like a bay leaf.

While it’s true there was not much reason to watch the second half, it at least provided some background noise  as I constructed my Halloween mask. Every time I looked up at the TV it seemed like the Cardinals were turning the ball over. And they were!

Would like to hear Tomsula’s opinion if this is authentic toilet soup before I agree.

The British feed allows me to imagine I'm watching a calming Saturday morning premier league matchup while in reality it is a public mauling. 

The cards are a popular pick in my survivor tournament. As in people tend to pick against them. 

My condolences to everyone around Case Keenum next week, as he’s definitely never going to shut up about that wide open TD pass.

After seeing the cookie, I think I would have been on to their scheme

Oatmeal Raisin’ The Dead cookies

So when the Catholics do it, it’s fine.  

Taco Bell is going to go so hard on this. Doritos Abuelos Tacos Motherfuckers!

If there was any justice in the world he’d be hung for treason.

Huh. No bat flip.

Go into that coffee shop in Bangalore and you’d see Zach Hample sipping tea and asking how much you want for the ball back.

Just think what Vlad Guerrero could have done with no batter’s boxes and being able to launch shit in all directions. Banished indeed.

I saw that and got so excited, I will second your petition

I demand that all MLB scoreboards say BANISHED! after every home run.