South of Canada? Nope.

based on further review: that will a yikes from me, fam.

The very first MNF game was decided by a player named Fair Hooker.

“After further review, and based on a live Twitter poll brought to you by Bud Light, the ruling on the field is, somehow: #yeet. 5 yard penalty, replay 2nd down.”

I have a friend who is still mad that Ron Jaworski was on MNF but I’d take Ron gabbing over every game for the rest of his natural life if it meant Jon Gruden never stepped in to the announcer’s booth ever again. I can’t express how happy I was that Gruden returned to coaching. Every article about how bad he’s fucking…

My god, just looking at that picture and I can taste those Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes and I have never wanted something/hated myself more. 

MNF will always exist for what it was originally intended: so gamblers can chase their Sunday losses.

Nothing in this world is worth having to hear the phrase “vine star” again.

I’m not sure how the Saints Eagles game is 4 throwgasms.  It’s going to be a slaughter.  The Eagles secondary is basically Malcom Jenkins and 5 kids from one of the big local high schools and Brees has been killing professional secondaries all season.

Best game of the season! Somehow it’ll end up with a score of 12-6.

I feel like Ward fucking Beaver. It’s a nice moment.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

I don’t know where you guys got the audio of my wedding night, but this is extremely rude and I expected better of you since the Hogan case was decided.

It's Zapp Brannigan.  Don't toss the Velour Fog in with these trash bags!

Seriously. This is a guy with a history of violence towards women announcing to the world that another woman he dislikes “should be afraid.”

Notre Dame still hasn’t fired the staff who killed a kid. Stay golden pony boy

Thank you, Lauren, for pointing out that this isn’t just juicy tea-spilling like the morons posting popcorn gifs in the mentions seem to think — this is a deeply fucked up misogynist with zero self-control lashing out at people because they helped his ex-wife. I hope his ex is screen-capping all of these tweets and…

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

Never forget, Vince Williams with possibly the best NFL tweet ever.

Any mention of the Jets and ass merits this: