Triscuits: For if you ever wondered what it would be like to take a bite out of your grandma’s wicker chair.

Ironic. He lost the match to a guy named Spas, yet he turned out to be one.

Very hard not to die laughing at this while at work.

I know, right? Why is he pretending to punch the umpire?

The personification of ‘old men yell at cloud’.

I SEE YA, ROD!

FFS, he looks like a cat pawing at the door to get in.

I bet if we check Kobe’s calendar, there will be no mention of a hotel in Edwards, Colorado on July 1, 2003.

Cunt With Bad Hair Threatens Media

At least it wasn’t Trump for once.

Toxic masculinity from a dude involved with high school sports? *Audible gasp*

Could There Ever be a worse time to do that?

A fellow attendee of the Cam Newton Institute for Recovering Fumbles.

They do get up to Crazy Things Every game. Very exciting.

I was just kidding! You Can’t Take Everything so seriously.

C’mon Thewalkingdude, Everyone acts like this from time to time.

Believe me. I am.

It was ambiguous because he knew it would be a tie!

And for that reason, I’m out.

His name is ‘Shams’, after all.

Chris Collinsworth doesn’t say, “Here’s a guy.” I haven’t heard him say it yet today, and I refuse to believe I will hear him say it Sunday night. I don’t care much for past evidence, you see. Claiming that Chris Collinsworth will keep saying, “Here’s a guy”? I think you’re just projecting.