Dementia, either vascular or Alzheimer’s, has a very long leading edge. Retrospective studies that use interviews with family members and especially contemporaneous documents like journals and home videos often show a decade or two of diminishing vocabulary, a shortening of temper, a lessening of the ability to…

I appreciate all these free previews Russia is giving us of our own dystrumpian future. He may start with decriminalizing violence against women and save the anti-gay pandering for midterms, though. The former sounds more like a subject he’d be interested in pursuing.

If my plan to have a thousand laughing women heckling the Orange Fanta Barf Splat with distaff cackling at everything he said at every campaign rally had panned out, he would have quit. Enough women drowning him out with laughter would have made him give up, I swear.

Either you believe in human rights or you don’t. Tolerating something through gritted teeth while muttering about political correctness is how we got President Trump. Paying lip service to equality is just not enough.

Let he who is without sin try and claim Ben Vereen doesn’t give you pants feelings.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

She dropped the farce shortly after making those statements, and stopped pretending to not be a full-blown Trumpnut and new Alt-right darling. Just look at her twitter. I refuse to watch her TV show or read her twitter now but the last I looked, someone was asking how she could support Trump after being an advocate…

Okay. Her twitter tells a different story.

Thank you, it is very taxing on my eyeballs and think box.

Yeah, my trump thumping neighbor is about to lose coverage, and so are her kids (we are in Texas, so all the therapies that her special needs kid gets are about to be out of pocket, instead of covered by medicaid) Guess who she blames? (Hint: it’s not her party!)

On a purely political level, it makes total sense to hire her. She was the primary person (at times, seemingly the only person) who was okay with dismissing the polls and believing that Trump had much better numbers than expected. And she wound up being wholly correct on it.

I don’t think anyone has ever spontaneously disintegrated from the stress of their job before but Kellyanne is looking like she might be the first. Who says Trump never did anything for science?

After sated on pedophile-pizza, she went to a secret room in her basement and lovingly stroked all the trophies from her various kills.

Don’t forget that after killing all those innocents, she went and enjoyed a slice of pizza with some pedophiles.

They won so a)they don’t care, and b)they want a slice of the pie.

I am so glad we had the foresight to not elect crooked Hillary. We need more honesty and ethical behaviour. #DrainTheSwamp!

A teenager so far with Ted Nugent and Kid Rock as possibles, then again I heard that Trump’s people are leaning toward “going more traditional than Hollywood”. So maybe a party where everything is catered by Trump and paid to Trump?

“Okay, Merry Christmas, but I don’t give a shit about your New Year.”

No, I totally understand what they’re saying. When people tell me they like my blue jeans, I scream “THEYRE NAVY” and breathe fire.

I always used to respond to Merry Christmas with Happy Holidays (seemed nice to not have the same back to back), now I’m just defaulting to “fuck off”