These pretzels are making me thirsty!

About a month ago, I rescued a feral female cat. I let her out of the crate too soon and she disappeared in my house. I didn’t see her for over a WEEK! I looked everywhere — in the box springs of my bed, in the top of the closet, behind everything I could think of — and I could not find her anywhere. I saw no sight of…

Edt: WE FOUND HIM. I’ll try to respond to everyone, but in the meantime, thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. Jezzies, I came here in hopes that readers would make me feel less horror-movie plague-infected depressed, and you came through. Love you all. ❤❤

YES! Wiseguy era Jonathan Banks, when he looked a little like Keith Haring! I didn’t know I liked him until my dreams indicated I like him very much!

Oh dear god, I have never encountered another person who shares my Jonathan Banks lust. Was it from “Wiseguy,” the late-’80s TV show? He had a B plot romance for four eps or so with Melanie Chartoff, and it was unexpectedly (at least for me) HOT. Or do you just like him in anything?

Cho’s view doesn’t make Swinton sound malicious at all. I’d say that’s some white fragility afoot. Chi portrayed Swinton as a hapless white person trying to make themselves feel better about some whitewashing she participated in. The emails don’t contradict that. Swinton just goes on and on about how the whitewashing…

Well, here’s how these conversations feel as a person of color. A white person reaches out to you sometimes - as the only POC that they know. “Hey, can you explain this one thing to me?” Like, I’m Mexican-American, so they might say, for example, “Hey, can you tell me why people think Speedy Gonzales was a negative…

none of us has the fucking rank to ask about Shelly.

Not trying to get all Alan Alda, but I have to admit that could be a very powerful film. It could have been a brilliant statement about the ways that men can influence a woman’s life in the worst possible ways and call it love.

We need a Shade Court ruling!

Take care of yourself!!

This. I decided that the server was really a symbolic proxy for her vagina. Just like Elizabeth the First: if you want to have any kind of power, you’ve got to let a herd of old men poke around in it. It’s why their argument was never about any specific security risk: they just couldn’t definitively say it hadn’t been…

This is probably awful (it is awful) but I’m hoping Kanye plays the inauguration and goes into full meltdown mode and starts screaming about how he wants to run in 2020 and about how Donald Trump is a liar and a fraud.

Well, not NYC.

Apparently there was a large shorting of Lockheed Martin stocks minutes before the Trump tweet which dropped the share price.

Also, why didn’t she smile more, and why was she smiling so much? I don’t trust her.

This is bullshit. The people of America shouldn’t have to foot the bill for this narcissist to keep a separate home because Melania & Barron are shitting their pants at the thought of being in such close quarters with the orange creamsicle fart.

That still pisses me off, even if the feds are paying for it. He and his family shouldn’t be entitled to any federal benefits (including Secret Service protection) until Trump pays his fair share in federal income taxes. Otherwise, all of us are suckers and are left with the bill.

Yeah, but... unfortunately, all of those 7 are Democrats. They’ve decided to cast a vote for someone other than Hillary, an alternate Republican that they think they may be able to sway some Republican electors to support. Only a few Republican electors that I’m aware of have voiced any concern whatsoever with casting…

I mean, that only matter if such an appointment would be successful, which I doubt. I guess can respect him from not wanting to try it, but Trump’s election, itself, already brings our democracy up to the breaking point.