The more I watch the more I wish she would leave Fitz's ass alone.

"phlegm on the half shell" - you have on the one hand MADE MY NIGHT with this term, and on the other hand MADE ME FEEL SICK!

So, I've had a billion things to take care of today, but I wanted to let you know that I'm STILL LAUGHING AT THIS COMMENT.

I feel so conflicted every time I read these posts. I am simultaneously amused and annoyed - picky eaters are my pet peeve! My sister and I both were told growing up that the most rude and obnoxious thing in the world was to reject food served to you in a gracious manner - our dad was raised in rural Louisiana and had…

Who the hell are you sucking off???

I know this isn't Deadspin, but that deserves a "+1"

Or improved Oysters.

MEGA-ZING, COTD, OH MY GOD I'M DYING.

Fuck pears and their diva ways.

IronMam posted that on my facebook wall. I didn't appreciate it at the time, but...that's a pretty great picture.

Well, well. I see you blame lovely, innocent pears for your own organizational failure as a human being. Is it also pears' fault that you live in squalor and haven't finished a novel sine 2009, Pinkham? Shameful.

I am a 2010 hetro male graduate of UCSB and the problem is a pervasive rape culture that is reinforced and exacerbated by various recent ordinances. In Isla Vista (which is an unincorporated area gerrymandered into Santa Barbara instead of Goleta for tax base reasons) they stop selling alcohol at midnight. They also…

Sorry but this is a load of bullshit, and the people who are defending this idiot are sticking their heads in the sand about trans issues. The fact is that most cis models are tall and thin with narrow hips, and pretending like it's a problem when all of sudden trans women with the same fucking body features enter the…

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

Are you like, new to gossip blogs as a concept, or just generally insufferable?

Well I hope we're all done here because I am out of popcorn.

But to allow your child to kick another passenger's seat even after that passenger politely points it out is lacking in compassion. And honestly, your child should understand what the word "no" means. Whatever stress you, as a parent, may be under isn't the problem of the people around you. It is YOUR problem. …

Please stop playing this ridiculous what if game! Myself and my parents are disabled. Little asshole kids have kicked the seats behind us on planes where we have rods and screws and electrode implants in our backs or where we are still recovering from major surgery 6 months later. Guess what? The last 8 times it…

Right: it's common decency to make an effort to stop your child from kicking the back of someone's chair for a who-knows-how-long flight. If you disagree with that, then I wish you good luck.

No babysitter = no can do. As the parent of a small child, I feel for them with the last-minute cancellation, but certain things are just incompatible—like babies and 2-hour leisurely meals. They should have called friends to see if anyone could take advantage of their reservation, and gotten back on the wait list…