As much as I kinda have a general mistrust for Dustin Hoffman, your comment reminded me of his commentary on Tootsie.

I realize this makes me sound like an asshole, but I'm glad he got to deal with all that shit. I wish more guys tried it, for the simple learning experience.

What? I want to be lurking in the background of this photo!

dAMMMMMMMn

If that's the funniest thing he ever said, you should dump him, ASAP.

I'll put the kettle on. Do you think he needs a shock blanket?

The ballrooom where the event in held is TINY, if you compare it to other venues. Also, it's tiered, so you have to fit the tables in pretty snugly. One good thing though, the bathroom is easily accessable. But getting through the chairs up to the stage when people are sitting in the chairs is really awkward. One…

I was thinking that too - I think this is one of the least-flattering photos of Jessica Alba I've ever seen. She looks lovely in the plum dress but this other look is awful.

Did you just diss Kerry's maternity style and then say this is what she would have worn when Jessica Alba looks absolutely terrible and those colors are incredibly unflattering on her?

Seriously. It's a short hop from "oh, don't you love grandma/uncle so-and-so..." to "don't you love Father Martinez..." and I can say that because I'm from a Catholic family and went to Catholic school grades 1-12. I was never molested but it was happening all around me :-( Pedophiles don't molest their victims at…

Ah, I see what you mean. I think you are right. I suppose my initial reaction was like, "well that doesn't sound horrible," but if my mother were pushing me towards it and I had no choice, then no, I definitely wouldn't want to do it.

Hmmm, I don't know how I feel about this article. In some ways I wish it weren't written, because as much as I like to think I am an above-it-all, body-positive, empowered feminist lady who doesn't take shit from unrealistic societal expectations, reading this just made me feel bad. While I objectively know that it…

I judged myself as having gained too much weight when I no longer had said "bikini bridge."

Exactly.
My kids love kissing and hugging. They usually kiss and hug with abandon. But if they ever say they don't want to, that is the end of the story. Some of my relatives will try to do a fake whingey "oh, don't you love grandma/uncle/...?" and I SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN. They are allowed to say no, and no one, no…

Too late! A trailer for "Tyler Perry Presents: Madea's Essence Black Love Curse" just popped up on YouTube.

The target sparkle on his nether regions makes me very uncomfortable.

Hahaha. No, she hired a hooker for both of them! Because she is so EDGY and so SEXY like that. And then she wrote in Playboy about it, cause she is the edgiest. And the sexiest.

This is somewhat off-topic, but this article reminds me of a story.

Somewhat related anecdote:
When my little sister was about 3, my parents had a party. Little sis is toddling around, looking cute. As people do, they'd scoop her up and chat with her, often moving from one room to another as they did so. Suddenly, sis bursts into the most plaintive wail ever and crumples to the…