It's like, Yay! Your marriage is in kindergarten.

This. So much this.

Also: I know that at least one other couple who appeared in a "Black Love" story on Essence's cover broke up shortly afterwards (Common and Erykah Badu). So beware the Essence Black Love curse! Which is now a thing, because I said so!

I know, but I have mixed feelings. My inner queer girl is saying "Yaaaay!" while my inner person-with-alcoholic-relatives is saying "Oh shit..." Michelle Rodriguez has had a lot of issues with alcohol in the past and these pics are not a good look for her recovery process.

haha this dad is full of worry and regret and is silently cursing the seat assignment gods

So the shark scared the ability to perform a convincing South African accent right out of him?

Ringo Starr has a cameo in the Powerpuff Girls' new special as a "flamboyant mathematician" named... FIBONACCI SEQUINS.

This face is the greatest reaction I can imagine. I really wish I could have heard his thoughts at this moment in time. "What do we do? Do we ignore it? Do we leave? This is so uncomfortable. I just wanted to watch the game. Uch, drunk people."

I expected all of Shonda Rhimes' other shows to pop up, since they really are a lot like Scandal.

Yeah, my list looks exactly the same. The fact that 'Grey 's Anatomy' isn't the first show recommended to me followed by 'Damages' and 'House of Cards' suggests their reco process isn't always as ... nuanced as a recent pieces in 'Wired' and 'The Atlantic' suggest.

I'm thinking even The West Wing would make sense regarding politics and the White House and such. I felt the first season of Scandal and The Good Wife had some similarities with a female focused cast, a cheating politician spouse.

Netflix does this to me all the time. The worst is when I'm marathoning a show and it asks if I'm still watching. Fuck yeah, I'm still watching it, Netflix! What are you, my mom?

"More shows in which there is a black person."

I just laughed for 10 minutes.

Wait. Seriously? This might be the all-time worst set of photographs I have *ever* seen in one place. Someone was paid for these. Someone was likely paid A LOT of money for these. And they look like someone's five-year-old got ahold of the smartphone and went nuts. On behalf of all of the hard-working photographers…

I want this dress. That is all.

"First my boobs were falling off, now I'm slinking across the dirt."

I'm really hoping she doesn't. I love Nigella. This sounds like a terrible movie, and I'll never watch it.

Can't imagine Nigella letting that film happen. At all.

I don't know about you guys, but as I looked at those pictures, the first thing I picked up on was their eyes. No matter what their mouths/eyebrows/wrinkles are doing, their eyes remain flat and empty. As a matter of fact, the amount of dead eye I'm seeing is actually creeping me the fuck out.