I love the original with all of my heart and there will never be another Angela Lansbury but I am all the way rooting for Octavia Spencer! Just the fact that they gave it to her and not some bland, cookie cutter replica of every other woman on tv leads me to believe that maybe they are gonna work really hard at making…

I love how the ones that aren't being actively held up to a tree are just sprawled right out on the grass, not giving a single fuck. They look like the worlds fuzziest stoners.

It's like an analogy for one of my recent relationships, come on you big, adorable fuckwit have a functional relationship, I'm trying to show you how... It's right here... Just. Grab.... Ah fuck it, walk away.

Dear Animal Welfare Advice Givers,

I always chew on the knots too...

I volunteered at a wildlife sanctuary for big cats. The aging lothario owner would let any woman who boned him into the cages with the lions and tigers. He would meet some chick at a bar, and that very next morning, there she would be flitting around in a cage.

It never ceases to amaze me when people are surprised that wild animals act like wild animals.
It says this woman worked there, so I hope she was aware of the danger and of safety protocols for working with large predators. I really do feel bad that this happened, she wasn't a random idiot who decided to play with zoo…

BAM, police officers. Why are they trolling for prostitutes anyway? Don't they have any real criminals to catch?

Well, I don't want to be negative, but I highly doubt anything will happen to him. The fact that the details are unknown, but the media is focusing on his prestigious background shows that things will not turn out well. I am not sure if this is classified as rape, but it is definitely a form of sexual violence…

Before they discovered Ed Gein murdered two women and dug up several others to make a dress of their skin he had a pretty clean record too. I don't see how "well, he's never done anything or at least never been caught before" is any reason to see this as less of a violation.

In some states it is not legal to record a telephone call or conversation unless all parties are aware of the recording.

Who is this? I am a straight married woman, but her Platonic Form of a butt makes me feel all funny inside.

Where did we go wrong?

How the hell has James Franco been roasted already? Didn't those used to be for people closing out their careers, featuring people they were actually friends with who knew all the skeletons in one another's closets? Now it seems like we just have the same people roasting anybody famous.

Eh, that's good enough.

And if sometime in the future Incognito gave a sober, reflective, thoughtful interview on his previous behavior and appeared to be genuinely contrite, we would compliment him for that. But right now he isn't doing any of that; he's a sick man who isn't anywhere near healthy and his actions cannot be brushed aside.

True story: when Glenn Back was one of those hacky morning DJs he was in competition with a former cohost who's wife had a miscarriage. Beck called the guy's wife THE NEXT DAY and said things like, "man, he can't do anything right, not even have a baby."