How should you respond? By linking to this post and asking him to read through the comments and then try to write something close a sincere apology. Deadline: midnight tonight.

I will be surprised if this student gets anything worse than an F in this class. Universities are really soft on taking much action for cheating, unfortunately. Turns out, Universities aren't keen to throw little Chadwicks and Buffys out, if mummy and daddy are footing the bill.

I am tempted to copy and paste the apology into Google to see if it's an original or not.

My sisters are both Republicans. I don't understand it at all. They both have two daughters, and they keep voting for Republicans, against their interest and against that of their daughters'. One of my sisters has a son with a congenital heart defect that was referred to in the 2012 DNC—and she still votes…

Ooooh, nice cut job with the saber, too. Krikey.

91% of black women voted for McAuliffe, while 38% of white women voted for McAuliffe. Black women were 11% of voters, while white women were 36%.

0.91*0.11 + 0.38*0.36 = 0.2369
White women + black women = 47% of voters

Is "Ophelia-like" meant to be a compliment?

My wife and I both have English degrees. I can guarantee that if I called her "Ophelia-like" she'd probably defenestrate me, despite the fact that she loves Ophelia as a character.

“Our lives will be our honeymoon."

Her father is retired steel industry executive Robert Koch. Is he by any chance one of the infamous Koch brothers, hellbent on delivering the Tea Party direct to your uterus?

Cut to 6 years later. They both travel too damn much to see each other, he finds her to be difficult and flighty, she finds him stodgy and boring. They have a spectacularly dramatic divorce. She goes back to the stone hut and drinks.

Aagh. Embarrassing. And makes me grateful to our sisters of color. Solidarity helped white women, whether they acknowledge it or not. Thank you Virginia WOC for not letting Cuccinelli get one inch closer to the Senate or Presidency.

I know, that margin was waaaay closer than I would want or expect.

While this guy is probably still at much of a scumbag as he was before it is wonderful that the company are working to embrace diversity now. This is absolutely a win for equality, regardless of intent. While he might still think gay people are icky at least he's learned that being publicly homophobic is just not…

The Google ad for me on the video? Stopping hair loss.

If she is actually wearing flats, my love for her knows no bounds!

I don't believe there has been a thread yet about black women or centered on black women where the most popular comment was from someone nitpicking the grammar or pretending like the content is difficult to understand. WTF? Is there a little switch in some people that goes off when the subject is centered about/on…

pretty much only needed the nick offerman one

I might be the only one to think this, but Tweet Beat officially has Too Many Damn Tweets. They ain't all that special, so curate that shit a little more. We know Donald Trump is a bloated hairy asshole and that the Real Housewives of everywhere are doing things all the damn time, so leave that crap out unless it's…

Sorry to be Debbie Downer, but this video made me really nervous. Lambs do not belong at the skate park. There were a couple times that he came perilously close to landing on the lamb. Also, if the lamb is going to be allowed to run loose, the leash should be taken off and not allowed to drag behind like it was at…