What dafuq is cosplay? Thank God George Carlin isn't alive to see this shit.

#BulbasaurMatters

Who let Billy Bob out of the attic? You know he's not supposed to use the internet.

What dafuq am I reading?

Looks like he's good…

Kilmeade and Doocy on being told their surnames are Irish: "No, they're not. How dare you. My ancestry is Scottish, English, German, Norwegian and Viking."

Cornell looks like the lovechild of Steve Buscemi and Jesus.

Who cares? Shit singer from a shit punk band that could barely even play two chords that jumped on the bandwagon of the punk movement.

Black Lives Matter.

De Niro has more in his repertoire than Pacino. De Niro can be as animated and shouty as Pacino when he wants to be, but I don't think Pacino can do the cold, steely, subtle menace that De Niro can do - as mastered in Heat.

Up into the late-90's De Niro was in good stuff like Cop Land, Ronin and The Score. Even 15 Minutes had a premise and a few decent moments.

Well you probably shouldn't stick your tongue up a girl's ass but it sure feels nice.

Miscast.

With a tear in mah ah!

It was a deliberately bad joke on my part.

I liked him in The Social Network.

Don't drink

If you asked me whether this cat was dead or alive before I clicked on this news article, I would have had to think long and hard about that.

Everything Dies - Type O Negative.

Token mention girlfriend you never had.