Token mention girlfriend you never had.

I always used to wonder why cats innards were made of sausages after coming across them after being run over.

Saving Mr. Banks 2.

They should have a paedophile priest in the third one. Not a zombie or ghost or anything, just a normal guy who happens to be a priest with a predilection for pre-pubescent children.

Simpsons' been awful since 'bout '97.

I would bang the cobwebs out of her.

I would take 70 something Helen Mirren and Susan Sarandon over most women more than half their age.

Knock knock.

Is this the douchebag that got a surgically implanted six pack and biceps?

Ben Stiller and Jim Carrey are both depressives in real life, so that's half a reason why it's so depressing.

Leslie Mann is annoying, and looks and sounds like the kind of bitch that likes giving rusty trumpets to strangers.

The show jumped the shark during season 6. The Leon character is beyond stale and the storylines are beyond contrived. In the earlier seasons, Larry's character had understandable grievances but he is just a prick for being a prick's sake now.

Anal Virgin?

Used to love this show.

I think some episodes are good (Bully, Doug Stanhope). I think (most) others disappear up their own ass with pretentiousness.

Oh look his daughters are Asian in one episode and Latino in the next. Oh look his wife is African-American this week. Oooh subversive. Oh look a concept episode showing Louis straining to take a dump for 20 straight minutes. High art! Best comedy ever!