One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

I try to not let perfection be the enemy of good.

I believe “needle dick” might be a gendered term. 

I’m going to take a slight issue with that, one that will make me somehow less popular: Ocarina of Time doesn’t hold up.

Spoken like someone ignorant of their own irrational blind spots.

And lo, the first-year Philosophy undergraduates have come storming in from points near and far, cheeks aflush and mouths aquiver in their haste to deliver their deep, sobering pronouncements ‘pon the wholly destructive nature of faith.

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

“NEWGAWKER” as if it’s going to be some incarnation of the New Yorker? Um.

I think the worst part about Splinter is that they claim to be progressive but showcase the worst aspects of white liberalism. They’re single-minded in their approach to politics to a fault. They have a huge, giant blind spot, and almost all their ideas are centered and based on the things that would be best for…

this lack of foresight led to the omission of a full sized spare, which in turn enabled the joker to get away.

Juliet: “What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet...”

Suns GM: “You know, I think Memphis will crack and include Dillon Brooks at any minute.”

Also Wesley once made her shoot up with a dangerous magical drug in order to sedate Angelus when he drank her blood

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

“Daddy, no!”

I just feel like this is one of those bullshit movies - a few sugar rushes of sensation with nothing else going on, neat fight scenes with nothing tying them together. The very structure of it baffles me - Scott never really learns that a woman’s romantic history is not his enemy, or that maybe he shouldn’t be getting…

Mine does the same. The only time I object is when he does what I call the full face smush, which I am sure is done out of love but it cuts off my breathing.

Drink more Ovaltine.

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?