No way. Dee in the bathroom as an ostrich!

That’s true, but also way more nuanced than most Hollywood producers are going to get.

Turdmendous repooting 

It’s more fun to reduce huge problems down to a single one that one can then smugly comment on in a “Why can’t you be logical like ME?” way.

I know it must have been, because I appear to have triggered a handful of chodes in the greys.

So, it's not your problem, so you want somebody else to take care of it? Just move em and you're hands will be clean, right? You don't care about solving the issue, you just don't want to see it. 

Also, you’re not solving the problem by moving people to another city, you’re just, well, moving the problem. You’re NIMBYing them to another place because YOU don't want to see them and because they "aren't your problem." Very few people actually want to solve homelessness because they see it as a moral and personal…

So, you're parroting a pretty common line of thought here, that all homeless people want free stuff at the expense of others, and that it's easy, nay, desirable, to just pack your shit and start over in a brand new city with zero support and zero idea what to expect. Usually when a family or anybody moves to another…

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Your mom has a lot of spunk for using that word.

I like your mom...

Wu*. I only correct because the way you wrote it makes Bullock sound like Ric Flair. 

Ahem...

if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin

This is really the best comment here. 

You shit yourself at work during a meeting. It’s obvious to all present—they can hear it, smell it and, as you run out of the room, see it.

“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”

This is the obligatory reminder that according to Deadspin, the Lakers should have, nay, deserved to be gifted Anthony Davis because they’re so well run.

Your chips are in a tupperware? Sounds like you have it together to me.

10/10, would cuddle and feed tender young shoots of bamboo.