It’s easy to say “what’s the big deal” when talking about Game & Watch fire attack in the abstract, but its operating in several real world contexts, including centuries of genocide, oppression, and ongoing discrimination against indigenous people. For just as long, stereotypes have been used to denigrate and deny…

Dear Salty,

Both my wife and I work very hard and we think we deserve, nay, are entitled to blow off a lot of steam with a nice dinner out with our 14 month-old Instabook tenant.

Yet we get dirty looks (of jealousy?) wherever we go because we find it convenient to change our kid’s nappy at our table. (It’s the good…

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

My hatred is feigned and moronic and Omar Bradley is legitimately one of the greatest humans to ever walk the earth.

Our whole metric for dog intelligence is how well they serve mankind. And how empathetic they are with human beings.

What you should do is start talking to your other friends about how cheap she is behind her back. Really build up some animosity. Then if you ever go out together again, ask for split checks, but only 2 of them. One for the table and one for her. And if you’re in line for coffee tell Claire and Alice to go ahead and…

I’m a straight woman of color and my dad sexually abused me. Let me spell out to you what incest meant to me. I can remember only a very few moments of my childhood ever being happy. There are no childhood photos of me smiling. I spent much of my childhood in my bed, under a blanket, crying. I was completely…

This is not something to be celebrated. She’s not any kind of “empowered woman breaking barriers” in her industry. Rather, she’s exploiting the fact that she’s a woman as some sort of palliative to sell this otherwise unmarketably exploitive trash, which, while it evidently has a market, doesn’t make it any more worth…

Libby: You know that feeling you’re feeling right now. Remember that feeling the next time you get the competing feeling to write an article finding gratuitous fault in Democrats for not being your perfect party. Remember this feeling and fight that impulse. The time to complain about the political party you want…

people who give hickeys sorta suck.

But as someone who enjoyed BB the first time around

Yeah I prefer Better Call Saul for the same reasons he mentions. The show focuses on slow corruption of both Saul and Mike is much better then the sudden flip of a switch in Walter White. Plus Saul’s backstory is much more well developed over Walter White, where some of his backstory seemed to be dropped between…

There was a house on the corner of a small 4-stop intersection I would occasionally drive by when I was a teenager. One day, had its front yard filled with barbed wire and stacks of tires and all sorts of things and signs all saying rather nasty things about the city and local politicians. When I asked my mother about…

You know what should get said more though? Fuck people in the rust belt. Fuck them. Both she and Donnie campaigned for two fucking years, and they’re going to base their vote on who flew into town more often? That’s how you vote? Based on who visited you, instead of some other Americans. You didn’t have all the…

You know what? I’m gonna go there. I prefer Begins to The Dark Knight.

Temple guards were a bad mustache away from a full on pedo tsunami.

There are worse things to be on the news for than “DIPPED CHICKEN FINGER IN COKE.”

I have zero desire to get into the mess surrounding Wu (as Gamergate is and always has been toxic as fuck, and founded on a number of fallacy-laden arguments), but I’m just going to put this out there: Comparing a political candidacy to soldiers fighting in World War II, where hundreds of thousands of American…

Not to mention that everyone who thinks CinemaSins needs a “response” at length is both a joyless dickhole and painfully socially awkward. Even when the RLM guys parodied it in their “A Quiet Place” review, they took aim at the minority of the channel’s fans that consider a comedy channel for movie-lovers to be…

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”