You know without the fashion police we are just paving the way for outsourced private fashion security forces.

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

I worked at an RV resort (legit, these beasts cost more than homes, serious money) one summer at the pool. Not a lifeguard, just there to yell at kids and tell adults the booze has to be in plastic containers.

how dare you look out for people's safety, you MONSTER.

I used to run a hotel. My absolute favorite was the hockey mom that I wouldn't let throw an all night rager in our meeting room. She wrote in her review that I came on to her and that we clearly were running some sort of lesbian pick up joint. This was in oil country, so roughly 99 percent of my guests at the time…

Ayup. My parents were actually SUED for damages because they ruined some family's summer vacation by cruelly allowing Lake Michigan to be several feet below historical average levels, thus making the water full of weeds and the beach unattractive. How dare they??

"When you said Crystal Night, this is not what I expected."

Why the fuck would they keep the greatest Batman villain out of the game?

Not every game needs to be about Joker and Batman.

Not many outside of the Empire know this but we Kardashians have always been fond of Madonna.

Oh man, seeing you unclog the poopy toilet pipes totes makes me want you to unclog my poopy pipes.

Decker, Harvin and now Marshall. The Jets haven't had that many mouths to feed since Antonio Cromartie was on the team.

The Cowboys would sign Adrian Peterson for infinity billion dollars

It was the mindset of much of the world before feminism. India's in the fairly unique position (like Turkey) that it has a very progressive press with a still deeply conservative society. The fact that this is happening in the open, as terrible as it is, is in my mind real progress.

I think some version of this is the mindset of many people worldwide when it comes to rape in general. What makes this feel so shocking is the well publicized brutality of this case; normally when a western white woman is raped and murdered, we don't go into as much detail about what type of sex acts were forced upon…

It's a general mindset when it comes to most societies whose cultures were dictated by men. This mindset is still prevalent with men and even women in the US, just a bit more diluted and they aren't as willing to admit it. Old habits die hard, and misogyny has been practiced for thousands of years.

Am going to make my photos look worse so that folks are more impressed by me when we meet in person. Also going to say I'm older than I actually am.

I think it's probably a little unfair to talk about the "general mindset of men in India when it comes to rape" as if it's a mindset that is culturally unique to Indian men, but I say that as an Indian who thinks that we're probably more unfair to countries mostly made up of brown people on issues like this than we…

That seems to be SNL's high bar anymore.

Minnesota prosecutors allege that Barnard groomed girls in his congregation as young as 12, convincing their parents to let their daughters live in a cloistered group, where they were expected to have sex with him.