Concerned Dad is concerned that his daughter will grow up to be a slutty dinosaur like Miley Cyrus. He will have a hard time coming to terms with his daughter having sexual needs and exploring those needs because he views women as delicate little objects, not people.

A football program that truly has done very little of merit on the field, for the record.

As a former history graduate student at UNM, I can confirm that all the professors who hang those signs are awesome.

The Game of Thrones ones are just so particularly amusing because it seems that the groupings of both age and characters get along really well as regular people. Some shows you know that the actors disdain each other or simply have a professional relationship, and thus blooper reels aren't as funny.

UNM administrators demonstrated more concern with returning its football players to team play

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

Oh yeah, she totally said that right before giving her white power salute.

But...it's like about fighting and being a badass, right? Isn't it? Isn't it?

I love Mara Wilson. I want to make that official. Love.

You mean Scooter Libby ISN'T someones dog!?

Man, have I led a confused life.

ughh father daughter dances uuuggghh. they have like this weird fascination on my dads side of the family (who are the furthest from religious you can probably get). it's just so strange, a daughter promising her virginity to her dad just eurgh. everytime it comes up with my dads brothers + sister it's just like there…

Okay, thank you for that context because it really makes the "couples only" rule make sense fit. They don't really want to encourage groups of platonic friends, because that undermines the whole parent/child husband/wife dynamic.

I associate Bountiful with Bountiful, BC. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/br…

You mean sanctioned incest pantomime?

This is the same reason I can't stand SNL: I feel suffocated by all the self-mythologizing and constant pompous references to history.

Huh. I just assumed the ball was a bed and his celebration was foreshadowing.

Dave.

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

I'm naming firstborn Snowqueen's Icedragon Ryan.

lol bruh