It always amuses me when racists trip over themselves to fawn over the Jews...until the next Jewish conspiracy comes down the pike.

it's a good idea to read a lot of what i write in cartman's voice tbh

just like me, taylor is a well documented bully.

You mean she had a "protein spill". NO ONE THROWS UP ON DISNEY PROPERTY!!! ;) Seriously, though, you nailed the description. That's exactly what he looks like.

Moist effluvia.

Lots of people strongly despise person first language as it separates a person from the condition in question.

yes, gonorrhea thrives in moist environments. >:P

Approves.

contact with infected bodily secretions will pretty much do it. gonorrhea can infest the throat, eyes, and urinary tract...as long as it's warm and wet with mucus and/or fluids...

A local church offers a "Crossfit for Christ" class, so I imagine that is how one get's his spirit swole. That, and a lot of creatine and steamed sweet potatoes.

He was looking for the clit and got way too close.

I can't stand obnoxious aggro guys like him

'Rid the gonorrhoea from thine own eye before removing . . .'

Maybe he took the term "skull fucking" to the extreme, brah!

"What's archaic, contagious, and has a high rate of complications?" Ooo-oo, I know this one! It's willfully moronic, child-endangering scientific illiteracy, isn't it?!

Anyone know if Mark David Chapman is seeing anyone?

This may be useful for out-of-towners, but I don't need to read a map to know that New York basketball is history.

I can't wait for this story to appear on Gawker, so all the dickheads can contribute to the discussion with their "At least he got laid." and "It wasn't rape if the teacher was hot." comments.

Did you just compare me, a black man, to a fucking animal? You son of a bitch! Now I'm going to eat a damn brisket sandwhich, FUCK YOUR ENVIRONMENT!!

What's the big deal?