that in itself was a great story, EVERYONE KNOWS ITS FUCK NIGHT BRING 3 BUCKETS

Wow. Just wow. Yeah, "we are going to enact this law" is a "threat of violence." Sure. You fucking nutbar.

Hi! As the writer of this piece I can raise my hand to both of your preferences :) Weirdly enough, before I figured out that I had it, I first heard of it eons ago on the totally unappreciated TV show Strong Medicine. Glad I had that as a point of reference, that's for sure!

I am a massive internet embarrassment

Meh. I'm pretty sick of the "small town person moves to New York to discover themselves"...

One of the reasons Don't Trust the B was so fan-fucking-tastic was taking that trope, grinding it into tofurkey and setting it on fire while dancing the Macarena around it.

I don't understand the question.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

Also, I feel like this is as a good a time as any to bring up her eyebrow situation. It is killing me. Like you already have problems with your facial expressions so at least have adequate brows. Maybe talk to Felicity about where she gets hers done.

I always love these interviews. The subject is always effortlessly cool/chic/casual. They always shop at little vintage shops that you've never heard of. They always meet up at some vegan cafe / gourmet burger / fair-trade organic kale bistro for the interview.

When Vogue interviews me, they'll be all,…

I go with what I call the "Chore Factor". Does a game include such things as dailies, endless grinding to slow down how quickly you level, items that require months of work just to make 1 part of it. They're not fun, they're chores. I don't work all day to come home to a game that "requires" all my spare time to…

Maybe if they'd used a guillotine it would've been done right. ALAS!

Not sad, we need more The Wire scholars.

Kara about her lipstick:

Hate to break it to you: I don't teach a class with quizzes, exams, etc. I teach a writing class, and know the difference (or have technology to catch the difference) between plagiarized work and original papers.

My first thoughts were similar to these...then I became worried I was fetishizing their hardship for my own romantic notions it's old worldliness.

me too!! Congrats and hugs :)

CONGRATS!!! My SO switched to vaping and it's been amaaaaazing. My house smells like fruit and pastries instead of stale smoke. He's down to 3mg, so he's almost nicotine-free.