yo what the fuck

Person next to me pulls out a whole avocado from his bag; bites into it and tears a ~1" hole in the outer skin (spits/discards skin somewhere); then proceeds to eat the entire avocado by a combination of squeezing and sucking the insides out through this hole. This is in the first 15 minutes of a 5 hour flight.

And on its return, the alien AI controlling the spacecraft was quoted as saying “Wow, this Spanfeller guy is a real herb.”

Unions are integral to how labor works, and how management interacts with labor. Back in the early 2000s, I was working for an adult novelty and marital tools company called Head & Spin.

Well yeah, the labor union should block a turkey plant.  These workers know cars, not poultry.  Duh.  

G/Oat-Fucker Media

Back in the day I was fixing laser printers. I was based in Chicago. I had a call to fix a printer at the Caterpillar plant in Peoria...about 3-4 hours away. I drove down there and was stopped at the gate by a picket line. The biggest guy I have ever seen (I swear his job was lifting engine blocks by himself) walks up…

1896 - G/O Media buys The Horseless Age, all writers quit as they refused to “stick to horseless carriages”.  

Counterpoint: If you expect someone who paid for a seat that reclines to not recline it because it inconveniences you, the monster is you.

fuck that, if i’m stuck on a plane for 12 hours I WILL take my shoes off.

What FCA really needed was an infusion of French quality.

Chrysler build quality, Italian reliability, and French work ethic.  It’s the Holy Trinity.

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Yah, we know.

“A Mysterious Slime Has Come For Washington D.C.”

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the year when President Obama met Lil’ Pope...

This seems like it would just get messier and messier so I think her resignation was the right thing to do. Another democrat can take her seat in the 2020 election if we are fortunate.

The Bulls will be ok, until Batshit Boylen makes them do wind-sprints after every loss until their muscle fibers start breaking down and their injuries are mismanaged and nothing comes of it because the front office is a fucking disgrace and the owner is apathetic to all goings-on.  They’ll barely miss the playoffs…