I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

They cleared him on his physical when he signed. If he had a pre existing injury they should have flagged it then.

Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out.

I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph. 

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

So obviously dude should get the surgery and get his goddamn game check back, but I want to address this:

Probably some arcane CBA rule no one ever knew about that nets them a compensatory draft pick in perpetuity.

Yep, the Bears could use—

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Joe Westworld

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

I said the same thing about people complaining about potential protests at Blizzcon and every other time people use Ernie’s position of “protesting is fine but not here and not now.” What the hell do you think the point of a protest is?  The goal is to draw attention to an issue!  If you paid attention to these issues…

Lighting the cig with the flaming finger is fucking cool.

Flicking the fire off his finger.

The drinking was cool, but I was most impressed with his egg-cracking skills and general grace/economy of his movement. Guy has definitely spent a lot of time in the kitchen.

My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t…

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.