Sorry, not us women who are bad at estimating. We know what 8 inches is...we just lie to you to make you feel better.

I have a friend who spilled boiling water on his foot as a child. They grafted a patch from his butt, and now he has curly butt hairs on his butt-foot.

I wanna see what happened to the wheel and tire after it fell off. I’m sure it put a dent in something.

We’re also rude, you jackass.

“I should have an instant ramp-up to knowing about the U.S.”

Pictured: Nissan board meeting

It looks like me trying to process all the ads on Jalopnik and find the actual content. 

Developing a car: hundreds of millions of dollars.

“Some 42% of Ford Focus and Chevy Cruze compact car owners have stayed in the compact car segment with a significant percentage buying competitors’ vehicles”

When HAAS would rather stick with the 2019 tires, you know the new ones are terrible.

Less grip, but more consistent across the life of the tire?  Sounds like it will do exactly what we want it to.  Provide for more interesting racing for longer periods of time.  I don’t mind if the drivers have a hard time keeping the car straight, that makes it more exciting.  Add in them being able to follow close…

Well, as long as they suck for everybody. Then it’s just part of the Formula.

Actually, he’s 77, an old-school hot rodder who’s built well over 100 jaw-droppingly beautiful cars in his life and probably knows more about cars than most people you’ll ever meet. His cars routinely get trophies, and he still drag raced until last year (when his arthritis couldn’t take the g-forces of acceleration…

I feel like D&D essentially demonstrated that show running and writing are not intrinsically linked. Given great source material, they put together a dynamite show; left to their own devices, the magic was gone.

Occasionally people are honest about what they are/would be spending the money on:

So 15% of sales are gifts??

Eh I think both can be true. Andrew’s extravagance has always been an issue. The appeal of having men like Epstein as friends wasn’t just the girls it granted him access to, but that he couldn’t live the lifestyle he wanted with on his own income/allowance/whatever and relied on billionaire friends to subsidize it. If…

Philip is outraged that he got caught. ”Simple life”, my arse.