I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

There are times I see an article and really hope you make an appearance...I was not disappointed this time.

What a crappy way to put out a fire.

I’d let that thing burn. Its not gonna save it from being totaled anyway, only guaranteeing it will be once the adjuster comes within half a mile of that literal pile of burnt shit.

Quick thinking Pootin that fire out.

I dunno about that one, but this one actually is real.

Yeah, ‘cause no one ever looks like anyone else. Ever.

This is better worded than I was going to write as I’ve thought of this at the end of every season when Ferrari pushes someone out who was the “problem”, yet the team goes on failing the next season. I have the Mercedes attitude at work. I don’t care who was at fault, I care about how it happened so it can be…

Spot on - as the old saying goes, “insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and each time expecting a different result”

Here’s the fundamental difference between Mercedes and Ferrari, one Binotto needs to address in the off-season if he wants Ferrari to improve. It’s not going to be an easy change because this is inherently ingrained in Ferrari’s culture and part of it is due to being an Italian team that the Italians adore:

You did not mention the Trials of Hercules level of difficulty getting to the Denver airport car rental prairie.

Counterpoint - if you’re renting for work, definitely prepay for the tank. I’m already busy with work travel, the last thing I need is to find a gas station when I’m ready to leave.

Played the shit out of that on my PS1.

Tow a Ford yeah yeah yeah... How does it hold up to Sweet Tooth?

The dog saw that the station across the road was selling gas for 5 cents less per gallon. He’s a very good boy.

It’s the dogs, everyone. It’s always been the dogs.

When asked how he felt after the incident, the driver said “rough.”

Another example of Mexico truly sending its worst criminals here. This one seemingly even bonded with a host family before trying to make off with their vehicle.