Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

This is a good clip for “Joe Citizen would never get a first down in the NFL.” The CB and WR playing specials effortlessly close 15 yards before the punter goes 5, and he’s presumably a decent athlete.

They don’t even have a gunner spread out to the side the punter ran to. There are at least two defenders on that side whose ONLY JOB is to ensure that the ball is kicked away and no bull shit happens. No pullers to gain numbers advantage, no misdirection...just the punter and his open field savvy. You make this call…

But I thought he didn’t get drafted by the Knicks.

Goddamn you, Andy Reid.

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

Fuck, man, give my 5 year old son some candy and he’ll be so hyper he’ll climb over it before my wife and I have time to turn around and yell at him to stop. 

1) Trump is fucking moron who doesn’t know the difference between “rock climbing” and “mountain climbing.”

Don’t be trite. The wall is only designed to thwart *expert* climbers. The snakes and dragons stop the novices.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

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... which will maybe make your company re-evaluate sending you on all those flights, which is the point. I don’t know about your job, but at mine a lot of the flying people do is for purposes that could pretty easily be done over videoconferencing.

This.  I just did open enrollment for next year at work and saw how much my premiums are going up. Nationalize it already. 

Didn’t you know that everyone in the USA loves their health insurance so much that they would never want to have universal healthcare.../s

This is good shit for sure but imagine if GM didn’t have health care costs to use as a bargaining chip in the first fuckin place.

If you happen to know which player was supposed to give this sweaty turd his basketball, let us know.

i have not thought through the monetary repercussions of my action

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“I’m kinda shy but mostly excited. And courageous.”