“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

I hear it’s part of the Uighur re-education curriculum in Xinjiang.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

He won the dunk contest when I was in eighth grade. I have long since graduated college and have graying hair. And he's STILL going!

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

And indisputably has the greatest in game dunk of all time

It’s like getting destroyed in a pickup game by the old guy at the Y.

That’s so weird, the oriental women are usually great at handling rods - Robert Kraft

That is embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as losing a playoff series because you couldn’t get your ass off the ice quickly enough to avoid an offsides! 

I agree. The lack of a minimum wage or workplace safety standards exploits the impoverished, but to legislate those feels paternalistic. The impoverished are just poor, not ignorant, and are perfectly capable of making informed choices. I’m not sure it’s up to “us” to mandate a wage floor or safe working conditions to…

They forgot to turn left.

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

I honestly don’t know how I feel about this.

Can you make a sport where you win if you give your opponent a serious brain injury acceptably safe?

Quail Earnhardt 

It gave the berds cancer?

I preferred it when NASCAR limited its furtherance of mass-extinction events to mindlessly burning vast quantities of fossil fuels for our entertainment. 

I didn’t realize that the NASCAR Hall of Fame was also a windmill #SAD

Well ... he was on the field.

Bet you can’t guess the US player who lost the ball leading to Canada’s first goal