It’s amazing how he is both makes excellent points which are right while completely missing the point and being very wrong.

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

On the other hand, Zidane is truly nailing the Bond Villain look

That’s totally devastating. How could they possibly win with those three scrubs in their midfield?

I have a mental image of ZZ smashing the keyboard with his forehead in frustration.

The sure bet is to put money on PSG embarrassing themselves at some point during CL.  

And yet... would anyone actually put money on PSG?  They can’t defend either.  If the over-under were 3.5 on this, I’d bet the over and Real to get a result.

If Zidane finds himself out of a Real job, he should learn to code.

Roger wants to play FAST. So he gets the ball into the ball boys’ hands ASAP so that the pace of play is FAST FAST FAST. The more the balls are rolling around not in control, the longer it takes to get to the next point.

This is great, and it’s absolutely gobsmacking that some players are keeping track of where the balls end up after points.

It’s amazing that with as many players as he’s seen, and how hot some of these guys seem to get on court, that he doesn’t have a single story about being verbally abused.  Granted the only person I’ve ever seen really go after the on-court help is Serena.

I know tennis isn’t a big draw on Deadspin, but this article was simply outstanding and made my morning. Thanks!

This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.

“And now, please enjoy our pregame program “A Tribute To NFL Dumpster Fires!””

I thought they played the Browns last week? 

These idiots. Jerry Lee Lewis’ birthday isn’t for another two weeks.

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.