Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.

I must break serve.

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

I was an extremely bad baseball player. They used to start me and bat me 9th on the off-chance that two innings would take place before my spot in the batting order came up, and I could be pulled having played my league-mandated two innings.

Intramural indoor soccer in college. I was playing goalie, because I stopped playing soccer when I was 7 and have absolutely no footskills. I don’t remember why the ball was so high in the air, but it was, and I severely misjudged the bounce. I tracked it down running back towards my own goal, like a center fielder…

Every 15-year-old boy tries to perfect the fist pump and a girl’s the first to do it. Take that, patriarchy!

Counterpoint:  Jared Kushner.

Madeleine Westerhout

I can think of 130,000 reasons.

“and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”

Because no matter their feelings, political animals will always choose the “pragmatic” approach in order to solidify their relationship to centers of power.

Jesus, I've never needed a whiskey at 6:30 am until now.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

Every opposition team should troll the Bears with video of the double doink whenever the Bears are on the road. 

Is the Bears kicker now like the Spinal Tap drummer?

Don’t forget to factor in the doink differential.

The ball boy will need a rocket up his ass to catch that one.

Juuuuuuust a bit outside.