When discussing Cousins and Alabama, one has to be a little more specific.

“I don’t think he did anything wrong, in fact it sounds like this is all her fault”  Dave Chappelle

Settle down, Christy. Boogie’s not shooting anything for at least a year.

ummm..... what does it say about me that I think he made a lot of sense.

He ought to print thousands of T-shirts saying, “Slavia Praag went to the Champions League and all we got was the Group of Death.”  Slavia Praag, meet Etsy.  Etsy, Slavia Praag.  

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

Man who would have thought that in just 5 years Atlanta would have an MLS Cup AND be in the Champions League.

Slavia Prague’s owner’s reaction to drawing that group of death is how we should all deal with life everyday:

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to explain this to my wife, but she STILL gets the mayonnaise everywhere.

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

It makes sense, pitching is like catching but just doing everything in reverse.

Patriotism comes in many sizes.

I blame the Takeouts coverage and positive review. 

Really? Customers being pissed off at cashiers and standard workers for things outside of the employee’s control is pretty common place. 

“I was working like a slave in the back prepping the buns with pickles and the spicy mayo...”

I seriously can’t imagine getting pissed off at *the employees* here. I mean, its just a sandwich. (Its a very, very good sandwich), but not worth abusing someone over. There’s no way they could have planned for this thing to have gone viral. Demand has WAY outstripped supply, and needs to catch up.

Worker abuse…

>Eddie Murphy was on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Seinfeld, and he said one of the reasons he stopped doing stand-up (or stopped enjoying it as much) was because he became such a big star that at one point, he could just stand on stage with a blank face and get laughs.

I’m now waiting for him to pull off  the mask and reveal he’s actually a grumpy old white dude in a MAGA cap.

It’s almost like the NFL cherry-picked Green for 60M to feature as an example of a player who makes brain disease look inspirational. Not saying they did, but the story seemed like that.