To be fair, it was against the Bulls who avoid playing defense like Scottie Pippen avoids tipping waitstaff.

The best part of the feud with Marchand was that Francesa challenged him multiple times to come into the WFAN studio the next day, to which Marchand was there, and Francesa...

He’s the right gui for the job. 

If there’s ever been a perfect resume for US Soccer, this is it.

I bet he’s feeling pretty crabby

Already has millions to eat all the damn W’s he wants

Nice ring, too: 3-carat diamond set in 18-carat G-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-L-D!

That ref was pretty lenient. Every married male in the crowd would have given him a red card…

“Can’t say I didn’t warn you.”

Why must you slander the good taste of grandmothers everywhere?

I’ve always had a rule: Never listen to anything someone says if they’re dressed in the same material a grandmother’s couch is upholstered with.

The only thing Republicans want to regulate is women’s bodies. 

Wait. This is actually a thing people are doing? At work?

Yeah, I've seen tattoos like this, but this one went away.  Looks better than Carlos Boozer at least.

I’m a children’s librarian at a local large public library. Among various tools we have to encourage psychological development and early interest in learning, we have a bunch of toys - anything from puppets, to a play kitchen, to toy cars.

Hmmm....see, I fantasize about a stroke that leaves him physically incapable of doing anything for himself but completely aware of what is going on around him... particularly aware of the team of black and brown men hired to wipe his ass and stick the catheter into his tiny mushroom penis. 

“I’m sure a sleepy schlub with a pistol would have totally taken out the shooter with the AR-15, because I could have charged in there with my bare hands and stopped him myself!”

Three fucking cops were shot but I’m sure an armed guard who washed out of police academy could have taken the shooter out easily.

You may think that... but imagine instead him living out the rest of his life without hair products or bronzer. Forced to wear an orange jumpsuit and eat prison food. I would much rather him die in prison then be put to death quickly.

How is this asshole president?