The instant oatmeal has exploded all over the roof of the microwave
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That’s some hot instant oatmeal there
The Jags can’t run, but they can Hyde.
Similarly they also removed the heated seat option which Musk had confusingly named “blow job seats” also citing owner dissatisfaction.
The Green Bay Packer owners are reliable Republican voters, prob only give $5 at a time tho
That group could hold their meetings in a phone booth.
If you listen, you can hear 500 guys in Jersey typing “He sure likes water when he’s got a boat though.”
Bet that guy is a big fan of handing out salt tablets.
Some guys’ bodies dehydrate quicker than others
The Giants training staff suggested it actually.
Bobby Boucher is rolling over in his grave.
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Who is this Nik Stauskas you speak of? I only know of him by his legal name...
The best suggestion I’ve heard is that in the Grand Slams, men’s matches should be best of three until the quarter finals, at which point it switches to best of five.
Fuck the house, I just want Airwolf and a casino with blackjack and hookers.
This is why we need tax cuts for the 1%. How are they supposed to afford the ultra luxuriousness of Versailles if they only have the resources for an overpriced Ikea warehouse?!??!
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Doesn’t she also complain that because their combined income is “only” $475K or so, they can’t afford a *second* house? They’re both awful people that deserve each other and all the shit that comes with it.
‘Hah! That was the worst move he’s ever made.’” She laughed at the memory.
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