I’m going to wish every Trump mouthbreather who says, “We’re only saying Merry Christmas now!” a “Joyous Antetokounmpo”.

My letterjacket was like $300. I felt like a ridiculous asshole wearing it the moment I graduated, and tbh I probably already was one anyway.

Let’s remember some money rackets from high school:

I empathize. I suffered a “clean break” of the heart in my junior year of high school, when my girlfriend dumped me on the first day of school. It didn’t heal in time for me to ask anybody else to enjoy any of the dances or social activities that I actually wouldn’t have gone to, anyway, had they accepted.

In the words of our fearless leader, they knew what they were getting into.

“I’m done. I’m done.”

This is really upsetting to see. I mean I live in the northeast and have to drive all the way to Ohio before I see a Steak ‘n Shake and there it is just taunting me with is delicious goodness on that ad there

Surely there are easier ways to avoid playing for the Nets this year?

Little Caesars’s COLISEUM! Hello?!?!?!

Makes you want to move to Detroit. Cheap housing and I bet floor seats are a steal. Of course, 1. you’d be living in Detroit and 2. they’d be Pistons floor seats. But you have to take the good with the bad.

I know it would be kind of cheesy, but why isn’t this place called Little Caesar’s Palace?? And then just “The Palace.” Is it the lawyers? It’s probably the fucking lawyers. And I’m not even saying that’s an ideal name. I’m just saying if it’s Little Caesar’s who has the naming rights, and that’s what you’ve got to…

Arianna Grande aged Big Sean ten years.

Thanks for the perspective.

Why does he hate America and the troops?

My wife and I have been passionate about education being a gateway

I wouldn’t say Twitter fairly represents the actual level of education of its users. Plenty of people out there are acting ignorant because they don’t want to know the truth. Tammy Lohren just last night said, “What are the NFL protests even about, anyway?” as if there weren’t hundreds of articles and interviews about…

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Chris Long seems like a pretty good dude.

This sure beats the hell out of all of those fucked up brain donations.

“I think we can all agree that equity in education can help effect change that we all want to see in this country.”