Back in my day, we called this the 2 man butter churn. It was illegal in 3 counties.

Dummies.

And it’s up in a mountain, not remotely touching water, right?

Tibet? FUCKING TIBET!? Tibet isn’t even an independent country!

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

“But with our powers combined...”

Talk about bad plugs.....

RIP The Grinder :(

*Swipes brow*
Turns to friend. Man, can you believe how lucky I got there?
- The 23rd worst terrorist, upon seeing the Most Wanted Terrorist Promo.

Troy McClure’s Greatest Hits

I can’t wait to see forgotten programs such as, Pasadena, Dads and The 2005 World Series.

Whelp.... there go their playoff chances.

Great, now he’s gonna fucking run for president.

Now that’s how you secure that spot in the starting lineup.

I mean he’s not wrong, I judge him to be an enormous bag of shit. That counts, right?

I actually have to admire the balls on this guy.....

Rick Pitino claims that this is what made him lose in integrity in the public’s eyes!

This puts a spin on “Pow, right in the kisser.”

Jesus. It’s a recreation of my entire dating life as a teenager, except the laughter sounded a lot less awkward and a lot more disgusted.