He wants more minutes? I’d be happy to add more seconds to my game.

Like I said, probably shit. Backup QB not prepped with the first offense at all against a nasty defense. He should have gone off for 500/6/0 with a perfect QBR.

That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

They’d rather sign Wrangler Boy first, and he’s made of glass at this point.

I wonder how many consecutive blowouts it will take for Packer fans, in all of their knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing glory, to swallow their pride and call for Kaep.

Can you just imagine the absurd cavalcade of strokes the Cheeseheads would have if they signed Kap? The angioplasty rate in Wisconsin would skyrocket. The defibrillators would be ringing like the goddamn Anvil Chorus.

I can shed some light on that.

First off, no surprises but Ohio is fucking cold until about April. Those early season matches are brutal and why they’ve tried to minimize home games in those first few weeks.

Second, the stadium sits on the Ohio Fairgrounds, and when the state fair and other events come rolling through…

Not the first time Columbus has fucked over the locals

Columbus resident here. I say let them leave. Fuck publicly financing a downtown stadium. There aren’t that many people who live in downtown Columbus, and our city’s public transit system is shit, so most people are still gonna have to drive to games anyway. The city is already starting to deal with blowback from…

Nah. It’s like hoping it snows. You aren’t going to the superintendent of your school district’s house in the middle of the night before freezing temperatures and spraying their yard with water to trick them into thinking it snowed. You’re just hoping the weather does it on its own.

Meaningless? There’s a greater that 50% chance Trump will denounce Team USA, because of Pop (and Lebron, et al). That doesn’t make you a little giddy?

Not in the least.

Love him way better than the last coach.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

Can he coach soccer too?

There’s a subtle thing here that’s especially lovely: Pop’s the US Men’s National coach for the rest of Trump’s term. And that fucking RULES.

That writer is eating crow this morning

I do a great job of blocking

I’m expecting a regression, since nothing gets Peterson more motivated than the opportunity to whip some young Bucs.

Boy he really flipped the switch