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There’s no way that this incident didn’t stem from an argument over Guns & Roses’ place in the rock pantheon.

You joke...but have you ever seen the inability most people on the planet have with #3?

This happened to me in NJ the first time I needed gas there. It was a semi-rural location in South Jersey, I just hopped out of my car and started pumping. A guy came running out, asked me what I was doing, I told him filling up my car, he said he would do it, I looked at him like he was crazy, told him I had it under…

Sooner or later some corporation will realize that they can produce X thing in space or on a different planet/moon so efficiently that it is worth the insane costs and dangers. And of course people will have to physically live nearby to tend to the factories/forges/whatever and even though life may suck, eventually…

Even celebrities pump their own goddam gas.

I have definitely spotted a tiny airplane can of Coke and been like OMG LOOGIT THE TINY CAN! It’s like R2D2, but a soda! Adorable! Shrinking something makes it inherently more detailed and less imposing.

Even celebrities pump their own goddam gas.

It most certainly does not. Once it clicks off you have to re-trigger the pump by releasing and then pushing it in again. This is either a fabricated story or a malfunctioning pump.

A lot of Oregonians seem to be very proud of their inept lameness. I don’t see why anybody would admit this.

I mean... I live in a state where we’re allowed to pump our own gas, but there are also full service pumps for... these people. My wife goes to full serve most of the time, and we live in a small town in NH (note : there are no other types of towns in NH).

She should probably not be driving.

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

My thoughts on this are that if you don’t have enough gas to make it clear through NJ without stopping, you done fucked up.

No joke if I was running low on my trips to and from DC I would top off before going thru NJ just so I wouldn’t have to deal with that shit....

I had to teach my wife recently to fill the car (she’s never driven, we’re 25).

I would put Sato’s 500 win, and Josef Newgarden becoming an American IndyCar champion and rise to being a bonafide star.

This is a good time to be a race fan. A lot of series are running pretty well at the moment with plenty of corporate sponsorship money available to bankroll the whole thing. Also, between cable and streaming, I can’t remember a time when you could actually watch more racing than now. The fortunes of professional…

Twitter sucks extremely hard, but it’s nearly impossible to overstate the corrosive effect Facebook is having on public life, all the time, all around us.

Twitter is dramatically worse than Facebook, as evidenced by the fact that it is the one of the two that is the preferred tool of Donald Trump.